Awkward: Girlfriend Confuses Raw Steaks on Counter For Make-up Romantic Dinner; Boyfriend Proactively Intended to Give Her A Black Eye

Ya know how they say men are from mars woman are from venus or some shit like that?  Well, I really stepped in it this time.  My girl and I had a terrible fight this morning about my mother.  She’s been staying with us a little bit, and I know she gets on Jennie’s case, but I mean, she’s my mother, ya know?  She rushed off to her shift over at Carmine’s where she’s a hostess, but I wasn’t done yelling at her.  Well, I called over there, and Gino told me to buzz off, that she wouldn’t talk to me.  So, I let sleeping dogs lie.

Fast forward, I went over to Angelucci’s Butcher shop to get a steak.  I brung it home and left it on the kitchen counter.  Well, when Jennie got home, she thought I was gonna make her favorite dish, Steak Pizzaiole – but Ma and I already had some manicotti from Sunday dinner.  That’s when I got so embarrassed!  Truthfully, I got the steak cause I knew I was gonna blast her one, and she hates, I mean hates, getting black eyes.  Once we got it all straightened out, we were laughing about it – it was like that stupid, fuckin show from the 70s, Threes Company, ya know with the misunderstandings and whatnot.

When I said hey let’s never fight again, she said ya know she didn’t know if she could promise that, so I got a little pissed off.  Ma was already pan frying the steak, so – like a good boyfriend! – I gave Jennie her comeuppance, but it was mostly blows to the body.  Boyfriend of the year much?