I Finally Tried Uber 'Black'...And, Well, You Know What They Say...

I don't think I have to hold your hand on this one -- I tried Uber Black and I'm not going back.  I travel a bit for work, and I was used to UberX, where typically a puny white Prius would show up on time, and take me to the airport.  And while it was quite reliable, I longed for something more exotic. 

Something told me to stop saving all my money -- even if I had to live check to check -- and splurge on Uber Black.  A thick, majestic, long black sedan slid into my driveway, and I could tell I was forever changed.  The cabin smelled minty, but also of cigarettes -- a unique combination.  I miss a lot more flights now, because Uber Black is constantly late. But it's worth it, for the satisfaction I feel.  And, there's almost never any tipping!