Bill O'Reilly Decides Against Publishing Final Book: 'Killing It with the Chicks'

Bill O'Reilly, best known for his hit cable news show, The Factor, is under fire as sexual harassment claims mount. He's been ousted at Fox News, but he's also well know for penning books such as Killing Reagan, Killing LIncoln, even Killing Jesus, for Christ's sake!

Rumors swirled that the next installment was ready for press, but apparently editors have pushed pause on the printing of'O'Reilly: Killing It with the Chicks'.  In the face of scandal, it might be just what the embattled anchor needs. 
 

Roger Ailes called it "a delightful how-to playbook for anyone who is serious about making it in conservative news..."
 

President Trump defended it: 

"This book grabs you by the pussy on page one, and doesn't put you down until you're finished!"
 

Megyn Kelly raved: 

"This novel is a steaming pile of shit, and everything that's wrong with America" ...but god damn, she looked good saying it. 
 

No word on when the book will be released, and O'Reilly's attorneys have said he is busy working on his next program on SiriusXM, The Non-Factor.